The controversy over reintroducing the wolf to its natural habitat in the western states rages on. The following letter is a SATIRICAL response I sent to editors in response to a column on the subject by David Harsanyi, published on June 14, 2004. The column itself is reprinted at th end of this post. I designed the accompanying graphic, which features a photo of the young Barry Lopez, a renowned naturalist and environmental writer, and author of the landmark nonfiction book, "Of Wolves and Men" (1978).
RE-INTRODUCING WOLVES TO COLORADO
A READER RESPONDS:
14 June 2004
To the Editors of The Denver Post:
Since I know absolutely nothing about the whole wolf debate, I was gratified to read David Harsanyi’s column “They Want Wolves In Colorado?” in The Denver Post. It’s about time guys like me had a chance to get their views expressed. As Mr. Harsanyi explains, wolves are verminous predators which have no place in America’s public lands or private gardens. Hundreds of years even before Indians roamed our national parks, wolves hunted elks and things – picking off only the sick and elderly among them for the sheer sadistic pleasure of it all. Yes, common sense screams extermination!
Bad as the wolf is, there’s an even bigger threat to species #1, Mankind: those loopy environmentalists. In fact, “lupus,” which means “wolf” in Aramaic, sounds a lot like “loopy,” get the picture? They say there’s less than one environmentalist per 10,000 in the population, but it only takes a few to file a lawsuit or start a ballot initiative. David, you know as well as I do that environmentalists won’t behave. There’s never been a “verifiable”, “documented” account of one trampling a garden, but, where stupid humans are concerned, facts and other qualifiers can’t be trusted. Our only defense is common sense!
John F. Krotchko
They want wolves in Colorado?
by David Harsanyi
Denver Post Columnist
Monday, June 14, 2004 -
Colorado wildlife officials recently discovered the carcass of a Yellowstone wolf along Interstate 70 west of Denver.
That suits me just fine.
Colorado was evidently part of the gray wolves' natural range, until they were eradicated in the 1930s.
Now, after being reintroduced by some loopy environmentalists in states such as Wyoming, Idaho and Montana, they're back, and Colorado will soon decide whether the migrating wolves should be welcomed or destroyed.
Doesn't common sense scream exterminate? Apparently not in Colorado, where opinion polls taken in the recent past show more than 60 percent of favor the reintroduction.
Beyond the confines of a zoo, I'm not prepared for an unanticipated encounter with a ferocious carnivore. (As a native New Yorker, I've had a tough enough time adjusting to those feral prairie dogs.) But sensing the politically incorrect nature of advocating the annihilation of an entire subspecies - particularly one that is on the endangered list - I decided to track down some of the experts so they could better explain the migration.
I was happy to learn that last week, the wolf management plan working group, a multidisciplinary council, met to develop a plan.
The group includes an impressive cross-section of citizens: wildlife biologists, livestock producers, sportsmen, environmentalists and representatives from local and state government agencies.
Can this diverse team reconcile its differences and come up with a rational plan to keep wolves out of my garden?
"We didn't do this to fail," promises Gary Skiba, a wildlife biologist for the Colorado Division of Wildlife. "But there are strong differences of opinion."
Gary explains that Colorado has no management authority over the wolf, still protected by the Endangered Species Act. In fact, an illegal killing of a wolf can bring a $100,000 fine and a year in jail.
Gary is a great guy, informative, levelheaded and professional; I simply can't trust him. Let's be honest; unlike your average accountant, a wildlife biologist would probably be thrilled to see a wolf in his or her backyard.
Bonnie Kline, executive director for the Colorado Wool Growers Association, on the other hand, doesn't want to see wolves anywhere in Colorado. Her group points to depredation and destruction of livestock.
Somewhat of an optimist, Bonnie does believe the panel can come up with a feasible plan - well, if the environmentalists behave.
"If these radical environmentalists don't exactly get their way, then they often try to run ballot initiatives and file lawsuits," Bonnie says. "That's how they historically do business."
Sinapu - named after the Ute word for wolves - is a group dedicated to the restoration and protection of not only wolves, but coyotes, grizzly bears, wolverine and lynx.
I'm not sure how Bonnie feels, but to me that's extraordinarily radical.
Rob Edward, director of carnivore restoration at Sinapu, dismisses Bonnie's worries.
"Look behind the rhetoric and the fear," he says, "and you'll discover that the actual numbers in places where wolves and livestock share common ground - less than one in 10,000 had a livestock that was taken by wolves every year."
Maybe. But what about the humans?
"In North America, there has never been a documented, verifiable case of a healthy, wild wolf attacking and killing a human."
The qualifiers "verifiable," "documented" and "healthy" unnerve me, and then Rob follows up with "there have been instances where wolves have been habituated by stupid humans. ... Then they start coming and getting in people's faces."
Now that is distressing, considering how many stupid humans I know.
David Harsanyi's column appears Mondays and Thursdays. Contact him
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I live in colorado and I would realy like wolves to come back. I also want to say that wolves don't just kill sick and old for pleasure, what do you think they eat! Wolves are also entelagent animals and are great preditors and not scavengers. In one paragraph it says that they havent killed any of us, well thats only part of it we have killed over 2 million of them. Also herders who have live stock are concerned about the cattle being eaten, well if you are very worried about this llamas suprizingly will keep wolves away. llamas really do not like k-9 of any kind. They can fight them off to.well consider what I wrote, scott B.
Posted by: scott brushwein | February 12, 2006 at 10:47 AM